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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 17:38

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

-mwahh

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

What is the attitude of the Swedish people towards sending soldiers to Ukraine to fight for the freedom of Europe?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3